Lion escape in Essex at 30 mph is it still in Essex ?

Lion escape in Essex 30 mph is it still in Essex ?
If you come face to face with it what would you do?
Well putting salt on the tail may Calm it down then put a lead on it and walk in the local Police station for a bowl of milk, is not a likely thing to do?
You could carry a whip and crack it a few times and hope it will stand and give you a grin and roar, but how long you can keep it entertained with the crack of a whip, I'm not sure?
A rump steak in a bag, throw it at the lion then run is my best bet!!! Do not go out like in the photo as seen in Sussex yesterday!

Sussex Terrier Racing 5/6/12 Next Race Newick

Newick Terrier Race East Sussex Jubilee weekend 05/06/2012 This is the 1st Terrier race for Newick Bonfire Society and will be held near the Village green on the 5th of June 2012!!! This will be a fun day so if you have a bigger dog there will be a race for you! At the moment the cost per dog, pr race will be £1 and you can race as many times as you wish, the winner will get a Rosette, all terrier winners will be put forward for the (Comber's Cup) race, £1 per race Still applies. There will be two cups for Terriers only, one for Terriers under 12 inch tall and one for the 12 inch and over. We hope to take names from 10:30 then get the racing in the way at 11:00, not sure on end time due to not having the numbers!!! Hot food and drink will be available to buy and may have some Harveys? All proceeds will go to Newick Bonfire Society This was a very good day with over 140 dogs going through the traps! Bobby and Soot won the Combers's Cup, well done to them :-) A big Thanks to all that got stuck in and made the day a sucsessful one ;-) We hope to run the next one in August 2012, so keep an eye out!!!